McGuyver 's Tricks
How To Undress a Woman without Using Your Hands
What You Need
* A paperclip
* A long piece of thread (more than four feet long)
* A woman wearing a zip up dress
* A crowd of innocent bystanders
What You Do
1. Slightly bend one of the ends of the paper clip to make a hook.
2. Tie the piece of thread to the paperclip.
3. Sneak up to the woman while she is preoccupied, talking to another person.
4. Attach hook of paperclip to the zipper of the dress. The thread will now be dragging along the floor.
5. Sneak away to far side of room.
6. Wait until the woman makes her way across the room.
7. As she walks, one of the party guests will eventually step on the thread. The thread will tense and pull the zipper down. As the zipper lowers, the dress will slip off the woman.
8. Watch as partygoers ogle woman.
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Why It Works
The force created by the tension of the thread is in the opposite direction of the momentum of the woman’s movement. This force exploits the weakest point of resistance: the zipper. After the zipper comes down, so does the dress. And what better diversion is there then
a half-dressed woman? Ok, a naked woman, but you get the point.
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