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2009-08-29T04:33:00.000-07:00

Making Money Online | Cheats Overview

2009-08-11T23:51:00.000-07:00

Hi Guys,
This Post is about a scum money making website known www.depacco.com.
I had been known about this site from one of my friends. I joined depacco like how you all joined in that website thinking that I will get a huge amount from them. As a free member I daily read emails and earned €10 for emails and I referred peoples alot and earned €20 per referral and also got earnings from downline also. Around 60 days hard work I reached the minimum payout amount of €5000.

They have mentioned in their website like below for free members:

- 100% free membership.

- We accept members from all over the world ! International members are welcome !

- Paid emails worth €10 per every mail.

- You can upgrade your account and earn more, faster and get payout INSTANTLY.

- Receive eMail on the best products.

- Receive eMail on the best opportunities.

- Paid to click section worth € per every banner.

- You will get €100 sign-up bonus.

- Easy and Quick Payout.

- Minimum payout for free members is €5,000 - easy to reach.

- Payout via: Paypal, Moneybookers, E-Gold.

- Special bonus to members that have lots of refs.

- You will recive 30% earnings from your referral work. All will be credited to your account daily.

Then only I read the terms they have in their website.
Payments:

Affiliates may earn by receiving paid-emails and visiting the advertiser websites after they have entered their member ID in the area on the website provided by Depacco.com. Affiliates may earn by referring new affiliates to the Depacco.com program. Affiliates will earn a percentage of advertising revenues collected by Depacco.com. Depacco.com will pay affiliates when their balance reaches the minimum payout rate set by Depacco.com. Once the member has reached payout they may request payment. Payments will be made within 30 days or a reasonable time after.

So you peoples please beware of these kind of website and work hard and earn from genuine websites. Like google adsense. And google adsense related scocial site flixya.com.
you can make money by only decorating your flixya homepage, uploading photos or videos. And you can publish your articles here too.

This site is under google. Google made it for those who cann't able to maintain their own Websites.

To register in flixya.com click HERE

You must have a gmail & google Adsense Account.

To Create gmail Account, click HERE

To create google Adsense Account, Click HERE

Earning Money Easily with Google Adsense

2009-08-11T23:43:00.000-07:00

This Article for those who are interested in Google Adsense and wants to earn money.

Work hard and earn from genuine websites. Like google adsense. And google adsense related social site FLIXYA.COM.

It's a social connecting site like Facebook, Hi5, MySpace etc. You can make friends, Invite friends, Comment on posts, photos & Videos, Send messages and many more.

you can make money by only decorating your flixya homepage, uploading photos or videos. And you can publish your articles here too. Make friends for more traffic in your profile. More traffic More Money.

This site is under Google Adsense. Google made it for those who cann't able to maintain their own Websites.

To register in flixya.com click HERE

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UNETBOOTIN | How To Make My Pen Drive Bootable Linux Installer

2009-08-11T23:35:00.000-07:00

How To Make Pen Drives Bootable Linux Installer

Introduction

UNetbootin allows you to create bootable Live USB drives for a variety of Linux distributions from Windows or Linux, without requiring you to burn a CD. You can either let it download one of the many distributions supported out-of-the-box for you, or supply your own Linux .iso file if you've already downloaded one or your preferred distribution isn't on the list.

How does UNetbootin work, and what does it do?

For the Live USB creation mode, UNetbootin downloads and extracts an ISO file to your USB drive, generates an appropriate syslinux config file, and makes your USB drive bootable using syslinux.

For the Hard Disk / "frugal install" mode, UNetbootin uses a Windows or Linux-based installer to install a small modification to the bootloader (bootmgr and bcdedit on Vista, grldr and boot.ini for NT-based systems, grub.exe and config.sys for Win9x, or GRUB on Linux, uses the bootloader to boot the desired distribution's installer or to load the system utility, no CD required. After the distribution has been installed, or once done using the system utility, the modification to the bootloader is then undone.

Does it have any spyware, viruses, trojans, or other malware?

No; though some anti-virus products (Kaspersky) raise "Trojan.generic" warnings due to the auto-uninstall feature, these are false positives. Just make sure you obtain UNetbootin from the official downloads page on Sourceforge not some shady third-party source. If you're absolutely paranoid, you can check the source code and compile it yourself.

Requirements

Microsoft Windows 2000/XP/Vista, or Linux. If you are having trouble with the Linux version, try the Windows version, it usually works better.
A broadband internet connection to download the distribution's .iso file (unless you're using pre-downloaded files)

Features

UNetbootin can create a bootable Live USB drive, or it can make a "frugal install" on your local hard disk if you don't have a USB drive. It can load distributions by automatically downloading their ISO (CD image) files, or by using existing ISO files, floppy/hard disk images, or kernel/initrd files, for installing other distributions.

Download (for Windows) Download (for Linux)

INSTRUCTION for WINDOWS

INSTRUCTION for LINUX

If using Linux, make the file executable (using either the command chmod +x ./unetbootin-linux, or going to Properties->Permissions and checking "Execute"), then start the application, you will be prompted for your password to grant the application administrative rights, then the main dialog will appear, where you select a distribution and install target (USB Drive or Hard Disk), then reboot when prompted.

After rebooting, if you created a Live USB drive by selecting "USB Drive" as your install target, press the appropriate button (usually F1, F2, F12, ESC, or backspace) while your computer is starting up to get to your BIOS boot menu and select USB drive as the startup target; otherwise if there's no boot selection option, go to the BIOS setup menu and change the startup order to boot USB by default. Otherwise, if you did a "frugal install" by selecting "Hard Disk" as your install target, select the UNetbootin entry from the Windows Boot Menu as the system boots up.

» See Live USB Creation Guide.

Removal Instructions (Applicable only to Hard Disk / "frugal installs")

If using Windows, UNetbootin should prompt you to remove it the next time you boot into Windows. Alternatively, you can remove it via Add/Remove Programs in the Control Panel.

If using Linux, re-run the UNetbootin executable (with root priveledges), and press OK when prompted to uninstall.

Removal is only required if you used the "Hard Drive" installation mode; to remove the bootloader from a USB drive, back up its contents and reformat it.

Uninstalling UNetbootin simply removes the UNetbootin entry from your boot menu; if you installed an operating system to a partition using UNetbootin, removing UNetbootin will not remove the OS.

To manually remove a Linux installation, you will have to restore the Windows bootloader using "fixmbr" from a recovery CD, and use Parted Magic to delete the Linux partition and expand the Windows partition.

Installing Other Distributions Using UNetbootin

Download and run UNetbootin, then supply it with the appropriate ISO (CD image) file, floppy/hard disk image, or kernel and initrd files when prompted (see screenshot). Check your distribution's download page to find the appropriate file; if in doubt use the ISO file.

If you're loading an ISO file or floppy/hard disk image, that's all that's required (just press "OK" to start installing); otherwise if you're manually specifying kernel and initrd files and you'd like to specify special booting options, check the distribution's boot configuration files (usually after the "kernel" line in either isolinux.cfg, syslinux.cfg, menu.lst, or grub.conf) and supply them on the "Option" line.

Download(for Windows) Download(for Linux)

..::So enjoy::..

Some COOL Linux (UBUNTU, MINT etc.) Commands

2009-08-11T23:33:00.000-07:00

Here are some basic Linux commands. Some are
well known and some aren't. I am not a Linux
Wizard...far from it...but I am learning some
basic linux commands and thought I would
share some with other newbies so they to can
get more familiar with the terminal command
line. These work on my Mandrake 8.1 system.

xkill Kills a running program
exit Exits the terminal
reboot Reboots the system
halt Shutsdown the computer
startx Starts xwindows from terminal
man man(command)shows help files
info info(command) shows help files
--help (command)--help shows help files
su Allow you to login as Super User

ls "Lists" the contents of the directory
pwd Displays "present working directory"
cd cd (name) change directory TO:(name)
mkdir mkdir (name) Makes new directory
rmdir rmdir (name) Removes directory
clear Clears the terminal window

date Displays current date and time
cal Displays a calander
uptime Displays time since last reboot
df Displays the disk usage on partitions
du Displays disk usage of directory

id Displays your identification to system
groups Displays groups of current user
ulimit -a Displays users limits
uname Displays name of machine logged into
who Displays "who" is logged on the system
w Similar to "who"

wall Sends message to all logged in users
top Displays cpu processes memory etc
ps Displays current running processes

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RPM's Mandrake and RedHat

Check if installed already
rpm -q

To Install the rpm
rpm -ih

To Update a program using an rpm
rpm -Uvh
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Bored try this:

apropos file List tons of file commands

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Many of the commands listed above have
options that can be added to change the
output of that command. To see what they are
do a : man (command) and it will show you the
options.

The command line is hard to learn to use at
first ..... really hard for us converted MS$
users :) but it is worth the effort.

To start a program "like Opera" type the name
at the command prompt:
$ opera

There are many file commands that I didn't
list due to the complexity of them. Read up
on them and you can harness the power of your
computer from the command line!

I have to go read now :)

HOW TO MAKE YOUR WINDOWS-XP GENUINE

2009-08-11T23:26:00.000-07:00

MAKE YOUR XP GENUINE IN 5 SEC

Got caught by microsoft website while trying to upgrade or download anything???
Need To Genuine your Win XP ???
Download this crack bellow...

Direct Download - CLICK HERE
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Nothing to be scared...

Mi-crow-soft can never detect you...
You then will be able to update softwares from microsoft website...

Direct Download - CLICK HERE
Download ViA Torrent- CLICK HERE

..::Procedure::..

1. Download the crack.

2. Unzip/extract the *.rar file in a folder. ( you can use winzip, winrar, or 7zip software)

3. Open the file "RockXP4" from the extracted files.

4. Click "I agree" to run.

5. Click "Windows key" from the tab above.

6. Click "Scan" to see your present serial key.

7. To make "Genuine" your XP copy, insert the key "V2C47-MK7JD-3R89F-D2KXW-VPK3J" in "Change Your XP key..." box.

8. Click "Modify"

9. Now you will get your XP "Genuine". CONGRATZZZZ.... :D

10. For more details open "readme" file.

DEPRESSION and it's SYMPTOMS

2009-08-11T23:20:00.000-07:00

..::DEPRESSION::..

What is depression?

Depression is a serious and pervasive mood disorder. It causes feelings of sadness, hopelessness, helplessness, and worthlessness. Depression can be mild to moderate with symptoms of apathy, little appetite, difficulty sleeping, low self-esteem, and low-grade fatigue. Or it can be major depression with symptoms of depressed mood most of the day, diminished interest in daily activities, weight loss or gain, insomnia or hypersomnia (oversleeping), fatigue, feelings of guilt almost daily, and recurring thoughts of death or suicide.

What are the symptoms of depression in women?

Symptoms of depression in women include:

persistent sad, anxious, or "empty" mood
loss of interest or pleasure in activities, including sex
restlessness, irritability, or excessive crying
feelings of guilt, worthlessness, helplessness, hopelessness, pessimism
sleeping too much or too little, early-morning awakening
appetite and/or weight loss or overeating and weight gain
decreased energy, fatigue, feeling "slowed down"
thoughts of death or suicide, or suicide attempts
difficulty concentrating, remembering, or making decisions
persistent physical symptoms that do not respond to treatment, such as headaches, digestive disorders, and chronic pain

What are the symptoms of mania in women?

Mania is a highly elevated mood that sometimes occurs with bipolar disorder. Moods in bipolar disorder swing from the lows of depression to the highs of mania. Even though mania is an elevated mood, it is serious and needs medical assessment and treatment.

The symptoms of mania include:

abnormally elevated mood
irritability
decreased need for sleep
grandiose ideas
greatly increased talking
racing thoughts
increased activity, including sexual activity
markedly increased energy
poor judgment that leads to risk-taking behavior
inappropriate social behavior

Why is depression in women more common than depression in men?

Before adolescence, the rate of depression is about the same in girls and boys. However, with the onset of puberty, a girl's risk of developing depression increases dramatically to twice that of boys.Experts believe that the increased chance of depression in women may be related to changes in hormone levels that occur throughout a woman's life. These changes are evident during puberty, pregnancy, and menopause as well as after giving birth, having a hysterectomy, or experiencing a miscarriage. In addition, the hormone fluctuations that occur with each month's menstrual cycle probably contribute to premenstrual syndrome, or PMS, and premenstrual dysphoric disorder, or PMDD -- a severe syndrome marked especially by depression, anxiety, cyclical mood shifts, and lethargy.

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BRAC BANK, VISA, INTERNATIONAL, CREDIT/DEBIT, DUAL CURRENCY, UNIVERSAL CARD IN BANGLADESH

2009-08-11T23:10:00.000-07:00

VISA, INTERNATIONAL, CREDIT/DEBIT, DUAL CURRENCY, UNIVERSAL CARD IN BANGLADESH

This is a Visa dual currency credit card with worldwide acceptability. Its USD credit limit will be within approved BDT limit assigned for the card holder. Its USD credit limit will be within approved BDT limit assigned for the cardholder.

Features:

Flexible Transferable limit

BRAC Bank Universal Card is the only card that allows you to set your preference regarding the USD limit and BDT limit within the approved limit and can convert BDT Limit anytime to USD limitand vice versa. Now you can avail your full available limit in BDT or in USD (Subject to yearly Travel quota entitlement). You can set your preferences also. You can also convert your USD limit to BDT limit or BDT limit to USD limit as according to your needs after making payment.

Annual fee is your choice
Now payment of Annual fee for your Credit Card is totally your choice, BRAC Bank allows you to pay no Annual fee as long as you transact at least 18 times (including 10 POS transactions) in a physical year. It’s your Card, your choice.

Card cheque Facility

With BRAC Bank Credit Card now you can enjoy cheque facility with a reduce interest rate of 27% against your credit card limit. You can make payment (account payee only) to any person or organization where Credit Card facility is not available. You can use your 100% limit through Card cheque with a minimum processing fee. You will get your first chequebook free.

FAST Reward points

A special loyalty program that allows you to earn some points every time whenever you spend your money through POS with your Credit Card. For every Tk. 50 spent through POS on your credit Card earns you 1 Reward point. The accumulated Reward Points can be redeemed against exciting 74 gift items from Reward Catalogue. The enrollment of this program is free.

e-Statement Service

BRAC Bank brings more convenience for you through e-statement that will enable you to receive your monthly Credit Card statement via e-mail and this is absolutely free. No doubt now a day’s e-statement is the fastest, reliable and efficient service, which ultimately minimizes your paper work and maximizes your convenience. E-Statement will be sent maximum up to 3 (Three) e-mail addresses. For enrollment you have to fill up the enrollment form and send /drop it to any branch of BRAC Bank.

Balance Transfer

BRAC Bank brings Balance Transfer facility for its Cardholder; if you have other bank Credit Card then you have the option to transfer your current outstanding balance at a much cheaper rate of 22% to your BBL Credit Card. The processing fee for Balance transfer is 2% or 150 + VAT whichever is higher.

Credit Shield Facility

Credit shield facility is a triple benefits Insurance Plan for the BBL Cardholders. The entire dues on the Credit Card, in the event of death or permanent total disability of BBL credit Cardholder, will be waived and the cardholder or his/her family will receive equal amount to meet immediate expenses, for any kind of accidental death, gold card holder is covered for 2-lacs and Classic Cardholder for 1 lac – under Credit Shield. A very nominal charge of 0.35 paisa for every TK.100/- of your Credit Card outstanding balance will be applicable for this coverage.

Extensive SMS Service & Transaction Alert

BBL SMS Service is the simplest way to find out your Credit Card details through your mobile. This includes Push & Pull service which you can avail free of cost. Through Pull Service you can access to your Credit Card information form anywhere anytime. Through Push service BBL provides you with information on your BBL Card even when you are on the move. Now you would no longer miss a payment or exhaust your Credit limit without any warning.

For the first time in Bangladesh BRAC Bank brings you an extensive Transaction Alert Service for its Cardholders. BARC Bank Transaction Alert - a service that allows you to stay updated on your Credit Card transactions. For each predefined transaction an alert will be generated and sent to your mobile instantly. At a nominal monthly fee of Tk 5 + VAT, you can enroll to the service.

Real Time Payment Update

Now you can avail your limit as soon as you make payment. Your card’s available limit will be opened as soon as you made payment and you can use your card instantly.

PayFlex

This is an installment program that allows BBL Credit Cardholders to convert any retail transaction into an easy and convenient repayment schedule. That is any cardholder will get different payment facilities for any retail transaction made at different merchant point. Payment method is classified on absolutely interest free (i.e. 0%) or payment with a certain level of interest which is the best rate method as off in the market.

Immediate Cash Advance program

You don’t need to worry about carrying cash anywhere – not even on a foreign trip where there is no one to give you hard cash at times of your need. You can withdraw cash up to 50% of your Credit Limit from any of our branches or any ATMs with VISA Logo across the country and out side the country.

Worldwide Acceptance

The Credit Card is accepted at over 5,000 outlets across at the country and over 24 million VISA outlets worldwide. Use your Credit Card for everyday purchases as well as high valued transactions with wide range of products and services including hotels, restaurants, airlines, travel agents, shopping malls, department stores, hospitals, diagnostic centers, jewelers, electronics, computer shops and many more! This number is increasing rapidly to cater your growing needs. So no matter where you are in the world with BBL Credit Card gives you the power to purchase whatever you desire for.

Global Emergency Assistance Facility

When you travel abroad, please remember that you have the option of using the Global Emergency Assistance Service provided by the VISA for our cardholders. These can be availed for: 1. Reporting Lost/ Stolen Credit Cards 2. Requesting for emergency card replacement 3. Emergency Cash Advance and 4. Miscellaneous enquiries. The toll free telephone numbers for accessing these emergency assistance Help line are available in local telephone directories/yellow pages and other local listings in each country.

Supplementary Card

With BBL credit Card you can share you’re the exclusive benefits with your dearest and nearest one through providing supplementary card. As a primary cardholder you can also set spending limits for each of your supplementary cards. For your convenience all transactions on your Supplementary Card will be shown separately on your monthly Credit Card statement.

Convenient Payment option

When you receive your bill, you need not pay the entire bill amount. You have the flexibility of selecting any of the following payment options:

Pay the total amount due.
Pay the minimum amount due (5% of your total outstanding or BDT 500 whichever is higher of local card and for Dual card 5% of your outstanding or USD 10 whichever is higher) and the balance is carried forward to subsequent statements.

You can pay your payment conveniently, without creating any extra pressure on your finances.

Auto debit option

If you have an account with any BRAC Bank branch, you have the option of making the payment of your monthly credit statement (either minimum amount due or total due amount) directly through your bank account.

Self set limit

BARC Bank Credit Card allow you to set your own card limit .You can request for a limit lower than what you are eligible for .you can even preset the monthly spending limits on the supplementary card .Any transaction above that specific spending limit will be declined.

BBL 24-hours Call Center

We offer Customer Services 24-hour a day, 7 days a week through our State-of–Art Call Center and experience customer service staff. BRAC Bank Call Center facility is to provide you one stop solution for your banking needs.

Alternative Payment channels

BARC Bank provides you different payment channels, now you don’t need to wait in queue to pay your credit card bill. You can easily pay your credit card bill through Cash Deposit Machine or through ATM or through IVR (interactive voice recorder).For IVR and ATM you need to have an account with BRAC Bank.

Internet Banking

We understand the pressures on your time. For you to get information when you need it and where you need it, we offer you access to BRAC Bank Credit Card related information through the Internet at http://www.bracbank.com. You can make transactions like accessing account information - current and last statement - getting your payment status, viewing your monthly statement by e-mail, requesting a duplicate PIN, recording a change of address, ordering a draft, giving auto debit instructions, requesting a replacement card or an add-on card, redeeming points online from the Rewards catalogue and subscribing to statement by e-mail and mobile alert. The program will be available shortly and we will notify you soon.

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How To Undress a Woman without Using Your Hands - McGuyver 's Tricks

2009-08-11T09:41:00.000-07:00

McGuyver 's Tricks

How To Undress a Woman without Using Your Hands

What You Need

* A paperclip

* A long piece of thread (more than four feet long)

* A woman wearing a zip up dress

* A crowd of innocent bystanders

What You Do

1. Slightly bend one of the ends of the paper clip to make a hook.

2. Tie the piece of thread to the paperclip.

3. Sneak up to the woman while she is preoccupied, talking to another person.

4. Attach hook of paperclip to the zipper of the dress. The thread will now be dragging along the floor.

5. Sneak away to far side of room.

6. Wait until the woman makes her way across the room.

7. As she walks, one of the party guests will eventually step on the thread. The thread will tense and pull the zipper down. As the zipper lowers, the dress will slip off the woman.

8. Watch as partygoers ogle woman.

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Why It Works

The force created by the tension of the thread is in the opposite direction of the momentum of the woman’s movement. This force exploits the weakest point of resistance: the zipper. After the zipper comes down, so does the dress. And what better diversion is there then

a half-dressed woman? Ok, a naked woman, but you get the point.

Murphy's Laws

2009-04-27T13:32:00.000-07:00

Murphy's laws

* If anything can go wrong, it will
Corollary: It can
Corollary sent by Dr. Allen Roberds
Corollary: It should
MacGillicuddy's Corollary: At the most inopportune time
Corollary sent by Earl R. Johnson
Extension: it will be all your fault, and everyone will know it.
Extension sent by Dean A. Izett
* If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
Extreme version:
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the FIRST to go wrong
Extreme version sent by Neal Miller
* If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
* If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
Corollary: It will be impossible to fix the fifth fault, without breaking the fix on one or more of the others
Corollary sent by Sean Cheshire
* Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
* If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
* Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Corollary: The hidden flaw never stays hidden for long.
Corollary sent by Dave M.
* Mother nature is a bitch
Addendum: and not an obedient one at that
Addendum sent by Paul Kekanovich
* Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
Things get worse under pressure.
* The Murphy Philosophy
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
* Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws
Everything goes wrong all at once.
* Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
* Murphy's Law of Research
Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
* Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.
Sent by Tony '68
* Addition to Murphy's Laws
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.
* More Laws
* Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
* It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
* Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
* Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.
* Nothing is as easy as it looks.
* Everything takes longer than you think.
* Everything takes longer than it takes.
Sent by Jon Carpenter
* If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
* Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
* Every solution breeds new problems.
* The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
* no matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.
Sent by Mitch
* You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
* The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Sent by Paul Breen
* The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
* More Laws of Selective Gravitation.
* A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.
* A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.
* A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).
* A dropped power tool will always land on the concrete instead of the soft ground (if outdoors) or the carpet (if indoors) - unless it is running, in which case it will fall on something it can damage (like your foot).
* If a dish is dropped while removing it from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking the dish and chipping or denting the sink in the process.
* A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) - or into the garbage disposal while it is running.
* If you use a pole saw to saw a limb while standing on an aluminum ladder borrowed from your neighbor, the limb will fall in such a way as to bend the ladder before it knocks you to the ground.
* If you pick up a chunk of broken concrete and try to pitch it into an adjacent lot, it will hit a tree limb and come down right on the driver's side of your car windshield.
* More Laws of Selective Gravitation were sent by Jack from the Classic CKLW Page
* The greater the value of the rug, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it.
Sent by Ralph
* You will always find something in the last place you look.
* If your looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last.
Sent by Alegna
* It is never in the last place you look. It is in the first place you look, but never discovered on the first attempt.
Sent by Peter
* After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.
Sent by Dizzy
* You have to look where you lost it.
Sent by ClaytonPrc@aol.com
* No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
* The other line always moves faster.
* In order to get a personal loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
* Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
* If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.
* If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
* When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
* Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
* Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
* In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
* There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
* When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
* Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
* Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
* A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
* In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
* Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
* Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
* No good deed goes unpunished.
Sent by John Cougar and by getalife who asks "who wrote that?".
Illustrious Blackbird knew the answer, it was Samuel L. Clemens also known as Mark Twain.
* Where patience fails, force prevails.
Sent by Woody.
* Erma Bombeck
"Anything dropped in the bathroom will fall in the toilet.
Sent by Amwood1@amwoodhomes.com.
* Heisenberg indetermination principle applied to ill luck:
The better you know the amount of ill luck that will strike you,
the worse you know when this will happen,
and vice-versa.
and Relativistic correction of Murphy's law:
Whether things can go wrong or not, it depends on your frame of reference.
Corollary (otherwise said: ill luck is actually absolute):
Regardless of your frame of reference, things will go wrong anyway.
Were sent by Simone Penzavalle.
* If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.
* If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.
* When waiting for traffic, chances are that when one lane clears the other is congested.
* Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will.
* Remember the "Boomer-rang" effect; Whatever you do will always come back.
* If you re-act to actions, you've acted on actions.
* He who angers you controls you, there-fore you have no control over your anger.
The last SEVEN laws were sent by Leesa,
Thank you.
* Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.
* Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.
* The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.
* No matter how hard you try, you cannot push a string.
(getting everyone in the family to the car at the same time for example)
* The fish are always biting....yesterday!
* You will never leave a parking space without someone in an adjacent space leaving at the same time.
Sent by Sean Murphy
* The cost of the hair do is directly related to the strength of the wind.
* Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.
* The clothes washer/dryer will only eat one of each pair of socks.
EIGHT laws were sent by Charles L. Mays,
Thank you.
* When you see light at the end of the tunnel, the tunnel will cave in.
Sent by Fridrik Bjarnason
Or in another version
The light at the end of the tunnel is a train
Sent by Steve
* Cole's Law:
Thinly sliced cabbage.
Sent by Michael
* Being dead right, won't make you any less dead.
and
Having the right of way, won't make you any less dead.
Sent by anonymous
* Whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.
* Whatever you want to do, is Not possible, what ever is possible for you to do, you don't want to do it.
* Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.
* The complexity and frustration factor is inversely proportional to how much time you have left to finish, and how important it is.
The four last laws were sent by Joe
* Crespins law of observation:
the probability of being observed is in direct proportion to the stupidity of ones actions
Sent by R. Crespin esq.
* If you go to bed with an itchy ass, you wake up with smelly fingers.
Sent by Chris Davidsen, from Norway.
* A knowledge of Murphy's Law is no help in any situation.
* If you apply Murphy's Law, it will no longer be applicable.
* If you say something, and stake your reputation on it, you will lose your reputation.
* no matter where I go, there I am
Sent by John Davenport
* Where patience fails, force prevails.
Sent by Woody
* Murphy's Law Current Revision
Any thing that can go wrong, HAS Already Gone Wrong!
You just haven't been notified.
* The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" but "That's funny..."
Said by Isaac Asimov
* A former colleague of Russell Cooper once claimed that Murphy had plagiarized his "Gamble's Law" which says that "The letter box is always on the other side of the road"
* If many things can go wrong, they will all go wrong at the same time.
* If anything can go wrong, it will happen to the crankiest person.
Sent by Timothy Boilard
* Waxman's Law:
Everything tastes more or less like chicken.
Last two laws were sent by Del Ross
* Skarstad's Observation
You will never find any more loose change than you have already lost.
Sent by Gayle
* If authority was mass, stupidity would be gravity.
Sent by Greg
* all good things come to those who wait...
but , don't wait too long or they will pass you by...
like 2 ships that pass in the night...
never again to return that same exact site.
Sent by Jujuakita
* If anything was worth doing, it would've already been done.
Corollary: Nothing is worth doing.
Sent by D-D-D-Dave
* You can do anything except light a paper match on a marshmallow under water
Sent by John
* Ants will always infest the nearest food cupboard.
Sent by anonymous
* Long's Law
Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.
Sent by Chris Moore
* McFalls' Maxim
No degree of acceptance can ever change the facts.
Translation: You may come to terms with being screwed, but nevertheless you're still screwed.
Sent by Oliver McFalls
* Hunter's Corollary to Murphy's Law:
Things always go from bad to worse.
* Hunter's Observation on Beauty:
Beauty is only skin deep, fashion even shallower.
* Hunter's Observation on Experts:
An expert is someone with an opinion and a word processor.
* Hunter's Observation on Sugarcoating:
All pornography is air-brushed or computer-enhanced.
* Hunter's Observation on hypocrites:
A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite.
* Hunter's Observation on Education and Oz:
"We can give you a diploma, but we can't give you a brain."
The last six laws were sent by Hunter
* Sgt. Murphy's Law
Don't get into a pissing contest with a skunk.
Sent by Bird Waring
* The Law of Stupid Tricks
Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.
Sent by Zenjive
* Garbage abhors a vacuum. It will grow to fill available space.
Corollary: The more space you have, the more junk you'll have.
Sent by Magycke
* Paper is always strongest at the perforation.
Sent by Mike
* Things are never as good as they are bad.
Sent by Scott Miller
* Chaos always wins, because it's better organized.
Sent by Regards Walter citing Terry Pratchett
* The Wingwalker's Rule:
Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.
Sent by D. Kinloch.
* A bird in the hand is messy.
Sent by Ted Machler
* The mud that won't come off on the doormat immediately adheres to the carpet.
Sent by Jenny Pitt
* When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.
Sent by Pieter
* If Murphy's law is correct, everything East of the San Andreas Fault will slide into the Atlantic - Steven Wright
Sent by Deke
* If Murphy's Law can go wrong it will.
Sent by Mark
* Cheer up, the worst is yet to come...
Sent by Yaron Budowski
* If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
Sent by Damien Hope
* Mrs. Murphy's Law:
If anything can go wrong it will go wrong when Mr. Murphy is out of town....
Sent by Sharon Murphy
* If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer.
Sent by Jeronimo
* Warneke Law
You cannot force Murphy's Law to happen and you can't use it in reverse.
Sent by Warneke
* When something goes wrong, you cannot find the solution in the instruction booklet, but someone else always does.
Sent by mark peacock
* Everything in life is important, important things are simple, simple things are never easy.
Think about it, complete the circle.
Sent by Sam Diggly who's dad told her this law after she got married.
* It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again.
Sent by Tracey Goldstein
* The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds,
the pessimist fears this is true.
Sent by what'd ya say?
* You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.
Sent by Conan Rock
* Hofstadter's Law:
It always takes longer than you think, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
Sent by Ben Jones
* In Las Vegas, wherever you want to go in a casino, it's as far as possible from where you are, no matter where you are.
Sent by Lois Weiner
* The wind will always blow opposite to your hairdo
Sent by G B
* Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo.
* The probability of the toast landing peanut-butter-side-down is directly proportionate to the cost of the carpeting.
Sent by Keith Hipkins
* Laundry Math:1 Washer + 1 Dryer + 2 Socks = 1 Sock
Sent by Bryan Ortiz
* Window polishing:
It's always on the other side.
Sent by Jakob Sultan
* Hall's Law:
Anyone who isn't paranoid simply isn't paying attention.
Sent by Colin
* (Another) Hall's Law
Minor problem isn't.
Sent by Philip Hilbert Hall
* A valuable falling in a hard to reach place will be exactly at the distance of the tip of your fingers.
* If a valuable falls in a hard to reach place at a distance shorter than the tip of your finger, as soon as you try to reach it you'll push it to that distance.
The last two laws were sent by Luciano Quinones
* If it looks good,
And it taste good,
And it feels good,
There has got to be something wrong some where,
So be careful.
Sent by Shirley Cameron
* Two heads are better than one, even if one is a sheep head.
Sent by Robert Dion
* The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.
Sent by GKarlitz1@aol.com
* No matter how hard you try, every once in a while, something is going right.
* Behind every little problem there's a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the way.
The last two laws were sent by Robert K White
* When you really need something, its either not available, or can't be found. When you don't need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.
Sent by Robert Van Sile
* Whenever you cut your finger nails, you find a need for them an hour later.
Sent by Jeff S
* Law of Conservation of Filth:
In order for something to get clean, something else must get dirty.
Conclusion to the Law of Conservation of Filth:
It is possible for everything to get dirty and nothing to get clean.
Sent by Scott Tietjen, AKA, "Great Scott"
* The file you are looking for is always at the bottom of the largest pile.
Sent by Larry
* Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Sent by G Martin
* Gumperson's Law:
The likelihood of something happening is in inverse proportion to the desirability of it happening.
Sent by Ken Kaplan
* Uffelman's Razor:
[Given Murphy's law, ...] One should not attribute to evil design any unfortunate result which can be attributed to error. A mistake (or series of mistakes) is the simpler and more likely explanation.
Conspiracy Corollary to Uffelman's Razor:
Nothing should be attributed to conspiracy that can be explained by error or a succession of errors.
o Example 1: The alleged conspiracy to "fake" the Apollo moon landing.
Such an undertaking would be so likely to result in multiple glitches that it would be nearly impossible to pull off. Thus, conspiracy is an unlikely explanation of events. Accordingly, the "evidence" of the "faked" landing is more likely a result of the errors of those interpreting the evidence than of the evil design of the alleged conspirators.
o Example 2: The Warren Report.
Any open questions in the Warren Report are more likely the result of the errors of the Warren commission, or the errors of those interpreting the Warren Report, than the result of a conspiracy to cover up the true facts.
copyright 1995, 2002. David G. Uffelman
* Probability law:
Probabilities serve only and exclusively to determine the degree of improbability of the catastrophes that actually take place.
Corollary: If something is likely to happen AND desirable, it won't happen.
Sent by Sylvain Galibert
* Common Sense Is Not So Common
* Power Is Taken... Not Given
Sent by John Burke
* Two wrongs don't make a right. It usually takes three or four.
* If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you.
The last two laws were sent by Lenny Quites
* When things go from bad to worse, the cycle repeats.
Sent by Rivers
* Laws are like a spider web, in that it snares the poor and weak while the rich and powerful brake them.
Solon, ancient Greece
Sent by Red
* key to happiness is to be O.K. with not being O.K.
Sent by Divya
* The two most abundant things in all the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Sent by Ross Henderson
and another version to this law
The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen, stupidity and opinions.
Sent by Martin and Henrik from Denmark
* Stupidity is the fundamental driving force of the Universe, which explains why stupid people always go wrong.
Sent by Anonymousepad
* Every rule has an exception except the Rule of Exceptions.
Sent by GL Roberts
* If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 75% of the time.
Sent by Bob Holdegraver
* If you plan for something to go wrong, and it doesn't go wrong, it would have been ultimately profitable for it to go wrong.
Sent by John Wilson
* Common sense isn't.
Sent by Joe Facchini
* The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.
Sent by Mark M Stevens
* The universe is great enough for all possibilities to exist.
Sent by Elizabeth A. Kennedy
* Those who don't take decisions never make mistakes.
Sent by Asier Zabarte
* The only price you pay for greatness is knowing that it can't last forever.
Sent by Taranis Valerin
* Anything that cant possible in a million years go wrong, will go wrong.
* Anything that seems right, is putting you into a false sense of security.
* If everything seems great, its already gone wrong.
* The only time you're right, is when its about being wrong.
* The only times something's right, is when everyone agrees its wrong.
The last five laws were sent by Thomas Wrobel
* If a Murphy law is tried to be used to have a desired outcome, the law will backfire.
Sent by Pat M.
* Its never so bad it couldn't be worse.
Sent by Raymond J. Gunn that says that his friend George Brabbs use to say it, then he died, now he wonders
* Andrew's Law
When saying that things can not possibly get any worse - they will
Sent by Andrew Milbourne
* Murphy's Metalaw
Knowing Murphy's Law will never help.
* Occult Principle of Murphism
To know Murphy's Law is to draw its attention.
* Avoidance Law
If for some reason Murphy's Law fails to operate, it is building up for something big.
* Hermetic Murphism
As above, so below.
* The big catastrophes are made up of smaller ones.
* Buddha's Version of Murphy's Law
Decay is inherent in all things, strive unceasingly.
* Fleming's corollary:
Nothing ever gets better.
* Murphologist's Curse
Given time one can develop a sense of how Murphy's Law will act, but the Murphy Sense will tingle only after it is too late to keep the excreta from impacting the rotating blade based wind generator.
The last seven laws were sent by Azrias Mordax
* The probability that something can go wrong is directly proportional to the square of the amount of inconvenience it can cause you
* Everything that could possibly go wrong for anyone else always seems to happen to you
* Law of cooperatives
In any particular situation, if three things can go wrong, they usually do in sequence, each facilitating the occurrence of the next
The last three laws were sent by Takura Razemba
* Mr. Murphy warning:
Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy
* Mrs. Murphy's Law:
If something goes wrong, it's Mr. Murphy's fault.
Last two laws were sent by Frank O'Neal
* Mrs. Murphy's Law
If anything can go wrong it will, and when it does, the woman will get the blame
Sent by ginakell@hotmail.com
* Lewis' Axiom
The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complex transaction possible
Sent by Robert Lewis
* Every problem is replaceable with a bigger one.
Sent by Nabeel
* Another name for Murphy's law: The law of conservation of misery
Sent by Achten
* Carvalheiro's deduction
If in a particular circumstance Murphy's law don't apply, then something must be wrong
Sent by Filipe Carvalheiro
* Sharad's Law
If Murphy's law is right then it will go wrong
Sent by Sharad Bhandari
* A law about websites:
The more important it is to get to a website, the greater the chance the server is down.
Sent by Shaunna
* Laws about this site:
The More the number of laws you claim to have, the more the number of laws you are going to miss.
Sent by Sathish
* This site won't open when you want to show someone what exactly Murphy laws are
Sent by Dinni
* Remember:
Shit happens
* Murphy's law is intrinsic.
Sent by wolfram
* And on the eighth day God said;"O.K. Murphy, you take over!
Sent by Robert A. Silvestri
* Larry Niven's summary of Murphy's Law:
The perversity of the universe tends to a maximum.
Sent by Kevin Boland
* The road to success is always under construction
By Anton Figg (?)
* If in a series events that could have gone wrong and didn't, It will have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong in the first place.
Sent by John Greeno
* Bralek's Rule for Success:
Trust only those who stand to lose as much as you.
Sent by Don Jackson
* whatever was supposed to happen, won't
Sent by TJ Engelking
* You can't expect the unexpected, otherwise there would be no need for the word unexpected
* You cant reason with the stupid
The last two laws were sent by Tye Boyce
* If you lose something that is replaceable (textbooks, clothing etc) as soon as you buy a replacement the original will surface.
Sent by Nancy Decker
* Clemens' Law
In any given situation, people will act so as to display the maximum possible amount of stupidity for that situation.
Clemens' Law short form
People are stupid.
Sent by Matt Clemens
* What goes in must come out.
Unless it's the other way around.
Sent by Jeff Smith
* Better to be a pessimist than an optimist because when you say the glass is half empty it will have to be refilled
Sent by Derek Drake
* Sooner or later, you will spill your beer
* Berneathys directional dichotomy
West is always East of somewhere
* Berneathys formula fact
Instruction manuals are for losers
* Berneathys guide theorem
You're only lost if you admit it
* Berneathys gravitational paradox
If gravity is all around us, why can't you push a fat dog down the stairs?
Last five laws were sent by Mike Berneathy
* Wet Law
A spoon placed in the sink will locate to maximize splash from the faucet
* Pack Rat's Law
All horizontal surfaces shall be filled to capacity
* Wife's Law
Anything worth doing is well worth over-doing
Reply:
Anything over-done isn't worth the extra effort
Last three laws were sent by Doug Ebeling
* It's no the drop that kills you.... its the sudden stop
Sent by Martin Rowland
* When things are going right, you won't notice
* The cleverness of Murphy's Laws is inverse proportion to the number of laws
last two laws were sent by Lucky Number 11
* The entropy of the universe tends to a maximum
Sent by Vikram Aphale
* and never forget O'Toole's Corollary or
Sod's Law or
McGillicuddy Law
Murphy was an optimist
Well, there are a lot of people who think he was an optimist, aren't there?
Or in other words:
someone else always seems to get the credit for your work.
The harder you work the more people there will be to claim credit except when it backfires.
You get all the credit for the dumb move.
Murphy was an extreme optimist!
Says Charles L. Mays
* And we'll end this page with something optimistic (don't hit me).
Don't worry about Murphy's Law, you know it's gonna happen anyway, so just get on with it and get it over with!
Sent by Ruth Beaty
* The humor of Murphy's Law leaves you laughing at the end of the day.
If you make it through a Murphy Day...you win!

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